Lighten up your day with our collection of original funny statuses! Perfect for WhatsApp, Facebook, and Instagram, these witty and humorous lines are designed to bring a smile to everyone’s face. Share the laughter and spread good vibes!
I’m not lazy, just on energy-saving mode.
Running late is my cardio.
If there’s a will, I want to be in it.
I’m on a seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.
Life’s too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll do it for you!
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.
I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Why fall in love when you can fall into a pizza?
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget all at once.
I whisper ‘WTF’ to myself at least 20 times a day.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Life is short—smile while you still have teeth.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes ever.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I’m great at multitasking—I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
Sarcasm is my love language.
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.